ABE LINCOLN JUNIOR MY FRIEND*

99¢ Dreams are here!! Sheer brilliance** from our man in Brooklyn. Autographed Sheets On Sale at the low, low, introductory price of $12.50 (Shipping Always Free in the continental US). These frank performance assessments are perfect for anyone receiving marks in the 63-78%. FML

*sing to the tune of "We Are The Champions"

**I guess "perfectly acceptable work" applies, but these deserve better than just an "E" or "N"

Shopping at Etsy

We've opened a STINCKER SHOP on ETSY! This -- we hope! -- will be the best place to find Uncut Production Sheets by all of our Favorite Stincker Contributors.


Designs start at $20, shipping is FREE.


Please bookmark, buy and come back for more!

Abe Lincoln Jr.: Blood Brother!

Stinckers Star Abe Lincoln Jr. has posted some awfully nice looking pics from the new Blood Brothers exhibit at Wootini Gallery in Carrboro. The pics are up at Posterous for a limited time only ! Lotsa great stuff, including his brilliant new ASSPANTHER release!!

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Goodbye, Fry Guys, Wicket

The Right-On people at Meltdown Comics and Collectibles went a little Nuts for Mark Todd's fantastic LAME ASS series. What I heard was the last guy in line pushed $7 worth of quarters into the vendor hoping for a FRY GUY decal before inventory ran out (even leaving 1 extra quarter in the tray as if to say, I dunno, something). I wish I could hook you up with one, but those were the last we had. Maybe GIANT ROBOT still has a sheet for sale? Or Mr. Todd himself?

ANYHOW, we've refilled the machine with Joven's Non-Stop Rokken designs, plus Mats' rare GLITTERBOTZ. + there are still a few ELC and POISON PENS to be had so don't miss out if you can help it

MELTDOWN restoncked!

While you're cruising the Sunset Strip this weekend, stop in at MELTDOWN (7522 Sunset Blvd) and pick up these guaranteed sex-magnets for your bumper.

As long as you're there, check out their Tiny Too Show in the gallery (including art by Ribs)

"World Famous Cartoonists" ??

I think this is the latest lineup at GRSF. l-r; SURPRISE series, Johnny Ryan's AWESOME HORROR STI(N)CKERS, E.L.C. by Abe Lincoln, Jr. and an exciting MATSUP!?

pic stolen from GATCHABERT

at GR2 NOW

If you're going to the POST-IT show this weekend, and you should because it's great and cheap and has some or one or ALL the Stinckers contributors involved (incl. future contributors, no joke),,, bring some quarters ** for the STINCKER machine because I've just restocked it with 3 new designs AND our Famous Original [All-New!] Surprise Column! Seen above are selections from the Abe Lincoln Jr. E.L.C. (Endless Love Crew) line, Mats' GLITTERBOTZ and STINCKERS INTL. SAMPANS ® !!! **(you don't have to bring quarters, really, Giant Robot loves to make change. Totally Serious)

Abe Lincoln Jr

Honest -to-goodness Stinckers from the dizzyingly quick Pen of Abe Lincoln Jr. A line up of potential miscreants! The Freshly pulled Ink is off-gassing as I post.Coming soon to a Vending machine near you.